Sunday, June 04, 2006
my new hypothesis
my new hypothesis: the human race will only get taller, as the genes for shorties are eliminated.
it came to me when i went to the PC show today. Being the last day of the sale, the crowd was so fantastically horrendous! I can only inch my way into suntec, which i didn't really mind at first, coz i haf a generalized body-ache from ytdy's 2.5 hours of exercise. Just that as i enter the confined space of the showroom, i start to realise tt i can only breathe at the level of other ppl's armpits!!! (ah no, i didn't faint from all the b.o., coz i can't smell any. either everybody don't haf b.o., or my subconcious automatically adapted and blocked all concious olfactory awareness)
and then, it struck me. If more of such major sales are going to be held (which i think it's highly possible), shorties like me will only haf 2 choices: 01. suffocate in the armpits, or 02. excuse self from all sales and buy things at an non-sale price.
Choice 01 will definitely lead to immediate death, while choice 02 will lead to a slow death. why? becoz if shorties can only buy things at a more expensive price, they will hafta 01. not buy so much, and 02. work themselves to death to buy the thing they want.
so i think, to prevent shorties from being extinct, the organisers shd categorize the days of the sale into the tallies and the shorties. Like day 1 and 2 are for ppl above 1.65m, and day 3 and 4 for ppl below 1.65m.
agree??? =)
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anyway, i spent quite alot today... @ the fair. i bought:
2 webcams @ $38 each
2 microphone headphones @ $5 each
1 Norton Antivirus OEM @ $30
1 80GB external HDD @ $79 (woohoo! gonna load all my CDs to bring to Sydney!!)
1 Kodak 5.0MP digicam @ $299 (so that i can leave the Canon digicam in S'pore)
total spending of the day: $494
oh. i guess my new hypothesis is flawed. Becoz a shortie can also die of poverty from overspending at a fair.
è¯å yawned @ 8:58 PM
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ic3snow said on 1:33 PM
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.::.dor.::. said on 7:03 AM
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jojo said on 11:56 PM
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Post a Commentmuahaha. nex time go with a tall person so u wldnt die there la. =p
eh.. no leh. go with tall person den tt fren will survive but i'll still die!! oh ya lah. at least still have some one to carry back all the things i bought at my death bed rite? haha~
i TOTALLY agree wif ur suggestion!!! it's NOT n i repeat NOT a sin to be short!! we haf rights too!! n i demand tt de business corporations take shorties into account as well! afterall, we make up quite a large percentage of their profits u noe!!
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