Wednesday, April 06, 2005
wat happens when ur mum is more popular than u?
Question of the day: wat will you do if ur mum is more popular with the opposite sex than u are?
(a)Happily congratulate ur mum tt she's still attractive
(b)Undergo consultation and possible plastic surgery to overtake ur mum
(c)Destroy ur mum's wardrobe and throw all cosmetics outa the window
(d)Go n commit suicide
i can't believe it. my mum was telling me how this SIA pilot tt tried to 搭讪 her at Carrefore ytdy. n tt is like not the first time tt something like tt is happening to her loh~ but me, ME!!!! it had never occured to me before!!!
WHY?? oh why oh why oh why??? aint i better than my mum? i'm more youthful wat. n i'm slimmer also. ok fine lah. i dun dress as nicely, i dun put on make-up, i haf pimples, i dun speak well, i dun look friendly when i'm alone...
... ok maybe it's my problem after all.
-hump- not tt i like being harrassed la~ but it's kind of a major blow to my ego as a woman? it crashes my confidence in my appearance! no no no. this shall never happen. i will not ruin my self-esteem and self-concept becoz of some blind guys tt dun appreciate me.
That's it! S'pore guys are blind! ahahahaha~ *wildly laughing away into void*
è¯å yawned @ 12:33 PM
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In glory of Coralfish, my 1st and last fish, who died on 08/01/06.
You've outlasted Grad,
who mysteriously disappeared.
You've outlived Spike,
whose sudden death, i wondered.
You've battled illness,
that'd rendered you disabled.
You'll be on my mind, always,
My pet, my fish, my dear.
Rest in peace my dear~ i'll miss you...
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